I have to say, I had a pretttttty sweet fake ID back in the day. I used colored pencils to change 1978 into 1975 on my old driver's permit. It was perfect. One bar in LA even put it under a video camera that blew it up x10 onto a full sized TV monitor and I waltzed right in. I remember a lot of younger kids asked me to chalk their IDs too but I wouldn't because you can't change a 79 or 80 like you could a 75. Today this is probably impossible because IDs are all crazy and full of holograms and shit.

By the way, in case an officer of the law is reading this, everything I just said is a lie. This is all fictional. I made it up to make funny comics.