Special note: A friend down with the whole medical scene emailed me this shortly after this comic first ran:

"Hehe...good one, bro. There's just one thing to consider. Condoms only protect you from STD's that involve fluid transfer (e.g., HIV). When it comes to things like herpes and genital warts, well...those are spread by SKIN 2 SKIN contact. That means that, unless you're wearing a rubber diaper with a penis attachment, there's gonna be some contact...condoms or not. Of course, everyone should wear condoms...but the fact is, some things you just can't protect against without abstinence."

Abstinence, huh?
Shit, well that just plain sucks.