marriage and kids

Only Child
Is It Fun?
Leaving Toyland
I Screen, You Screen
Passing Along
Baditude
Cringer
You Can't Go Back
Bring Your Dad To Work Day
Daditude
Another Day: 2022 School Shooting
Mr Brightside
Domestic Flights of Rage
Drunk With Power
Parent Interrupted
Labor of Love - Valentine's Day
Helpmen
Moat Learning
Hey Kid... Don't Grow Up So Fast
Modern Parenting
Like Father Like Son
6 Disappointing Things To Do With Your Kids
Stall Tales
Water You Doing
Bad Thoughts
Bad Idea Genes
La Parenteria
Won't Take This Sitting Down
A Streaming Pile: Too Much YouTube
Home Grueling
1 Crazy Summer
It All Adds Up: WFH With Kids
Cancel Culture AKA Corona Birthday
Our Kids Are Listening (to our political BS)
Marriage Borey
Cup Scouts
Explaining US-Iran Relations to Kids
Just For Sport
Fast Times - Growing Up
I'm New Here 7
Sleepy Hollow (Vacation With Kids)
Future Preppin
Learning Language: Cursing
The Sounds of Parenthood
The Awful Tooth: Tooth Fairy Blues
Risqué Business
Emergency PM
Forced Fun
First Day
Playdate
Stay Clean
Kids Say The dadakalkjskjlr
Snack Attack
Son of Dustinland
The Dad Zone
Nutmare
Inrocktrinate
To Be Young
Sick Day 2017
Stay Young
Time For Vacation
Be Cool
Not Appealing
Unintentional Filth
No Swat
Kevin AKA Heaven
My Favorite
Innocence Lost
My Four-Year-Old Son Wrote This Comic
4-Year-Old Wisdom: Wedding = Boobs
Kids Say The... (Butt Meat)
Rated PG
Homeownership: Joining The Club
Welcome To Home Ownership
Mi Casa es Mi Casa: Buying a House
No News Is Good News
Gold: 2016 Olympics and Elections
What Kids Want
Happy Father's Day 2016
Toe Flush
PJ Day (Dr Seuss Is Dead)
Daycare Bullies
Burning Marshmallow
Two Mommies
Parenthood Is Crazy
Gender Neutral
Parenthood New Year's Eve
Infinite Mess
Late Again
Daylight Saved
The Long Hard Truth
Bright and Shiny
Just Playin: AKA Dad Slap
What If I Acted The Way My Toddler Does...
Generation Wi-Fi: Kids and Technology
Babies Are Drunk, Toddlers Are High
Kids Are Awesome
Dad Naps
Day Of The Dad
I Scream AKA My Hatred of Ice Cream Trucks
3-Year-Old Tales 1
A Week In The Life of A Modern Parent
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Arguing With Children
The Keys To Happiness: Swinging
Time Off: Vacationing With Kids
Real Men
TOY$
Here's To Parenting: Drinking And Dadhood
In-home Drive-by
Pooperman
Pay It Forward
Butt Why?
Potty Mouth
Bed Time
Unstoppable Squishing: Too Many Hugs
A Fatherly Moment
The Zoo: Wild Expectations
The Bad Times
Who?
Dada Phase
The Hard Hello: Dustinland meets Sin City
Cox in Sox: Coxsackie
Mantasies
Routine Bedtime
Draw The Line
Father's Day: Reality
Bedtime AKA The Napkin Incident
Kid Rules: War
Our Favorite Things AKA Happy Mother's Day
Snorible
NOverpopulation
Growing: What If We Never Stopped
Heart-a-Hack
More choo-choo
Working Animals (Dads)
The Fart
The Day I Stopped Caring
Should You Have Kids?
Nothin But A G Rating: Filthy Rap Lyrics
Carry On: A Workout For Parents
Fakation (Vacationing With Your Kids)
Understanding Dadness
No. 1 Dads (Happy Father's Day)
Baby, No One Cares
One Stupid Mother
It's Your Thingy
25 Things Your One-Year-Old Will Try to Pick Up and Eat
One Spiteful Saturday (With My Son)
Old Friends
First Words
The Holiday Spirit Cycle
Crawling Along (Babies, That Is)
The Baby Boobie Cycle: Pregnancy, Babies & Boobs
Big Baby
Words for My Son
Tummy Time
Again! Again! Again!
The Next Phase
Circumcision: To Snip or Not to Snip
Shush The Shit Out of Your Baby
Father's Day
Rejected Onesies
Repulsive Children
American Dad
Nightmare on Baby Street
So You Want to Have a Baby
Observations of a New Dad
Onesie Funsie
Guide To Weird Baby Names: Boys
Whatever It Takes
Big News: I'm a Dad!
Babies Get Sick A Lot
Real Cute aka That Baby is Pooping
Liquor, Beer, and Wives
To Baby, Or Not To Baby
The Art of Fighting
The Next Generation
Babies and Zebras
Buying a House is for Grown-Ups
How's Married Life?
Getting Used to Wearing a Wedding Ring

politics

Peace In The Least
Unignorable Prize
Israel Explained
Hate Machine
Persavsive on Climate Change
More Than Meets The Eye
The Lanternfly Effect
Healthy Dialogue
Dependence Day
Inactivism
Another Day: 2022 School Shooting
Modern Warfare: Ukraine
Bub Life
Where's My Stuff?
America Unmasked
Wrong Island
Normal
2021: How It's Going
Freedom?
No Thanks: Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2020
Trump: It Ain't Over Til It's Over
A Dream of Redemption
Borstinland: Country Make Great
Bohemian Crapsody
Diagnosis Negative: Trump Has COVID
Post Civil War II Former United States of America
This Land
Trump CONvoy
Naustolgia for the 90s
Unqantifiable QAnon
Derision 2020
Escape
Tolerants
Nation Without A Care
What's The Difference? AKA Fighting Racism
Now What
Our Kids Are Listening (to our political BS)
Moderaters
Explaining US-Iran Relations to Kids
Sure Shots
2020 New Years Resolutions
Denied: Go Greta Thunberg
Let's All Be Fwiends
Divided States
There Is No Middle
Summer of 69 Plus 50
Greenwashing Redhats
Bluh
Sick Of It All: Impeach Meant
Breathe: Post Midterms
Last Chance: Election 2018
Overcome (Conservatives Must)
Outrageous
Days of Despair
Compassionate Conservatives
Commisernation
Kids Get It
Sunny Days
Slippery Slope
The Golden Fool
Happy Holidays: 2017 Style
I'm Posititve
Oh Say Can You See?
Tomorrow Is Yesterday: Coal vs Solar
Trump Card
So Much Winning
A Needed Disctraction AKA Pepsi
Mo Politics Mo Problems
Nothing Changes
Innocence Lost
Social Media After Trump
The Real Winners: Congrats Terrorists!
The Fun Never Begins: Arguing With Trump Supporters
Excuse Yourself AKA No, You're The Stupid: A Guide For Trump Voters
Donald Trump's Cabinet
You Better Watch Out: The Donald Claus
Bubble Bobble
America 2016: Torn In Two
WWJD
Post Debate Syndrome
From The Bottom Of My Heart: Election 2016
The Wonder Years: The 90s
Climate Change and the 2016 Election: The Choice Is Yours
Gold: 2016 Olympics and Elections
Taking Advantage of America
Truly Trump
Bernie vs Hillary
2016 Election: I Just Can't Say
A Meaty Resolution: Eating Less Meat
The Gun Debate
The Terror Cycle
Dope Pope
Election 2016: Tellin It Like It Is
Season In The Abyss: Election 2016 Preview
Atlas Snugged
Draw The Line: Thoughts on the Charlie Hebdo Killings
2014 Midterms: A Tough Climate For Positivity
The People's Climate March
2013: A Year In Review
Wake the Fuck Up: A Global Warming Comic
Why I Don't Like The Freedom Tower
Gun ContrLOL
Rolling Over 2012
Party of Fie: Republicans in 2012
A Message To The President
Superheroes on Politics
Election Year Kids' Shows
Financial Douche Baggery
Global Warming: When Late Isn't Better Than Never
We The People
Why We're Screwed
A Message From President Santorum
Jobs: A Very Crude Political Solution
2011: The Year In Review
Today's Standings - Two Political Parties In The U.S.
Outta This World Earnings: The Alien One Percent
Stop The Keystone XL Tar Sands Pipeline
Occupy Wall Street: Nothing Lasts Forever
9/11: Ten Years After
Talkin 'Bout 'Merica
Thirsty for The Truth (About Fracking)
So, Osama Is Dead
2010: Year In Review
How Elections Work in America
Republican Double Standard
This Is (Cable) News To Me
Fun With Fox News Viewers
Obameh
Tea Party Weekly
Why it makes sense to beleive in man-made global warming
Relief Effort
2000-2009: Worst Decade Ever?
What If: The American Revolution Took Place Today
How to know if your child a Democrat or a Republican
Town Hall of Shame
OBAMA WINS!!!!!
Race To The Finish
Fight Back Against Vote Fraud in '08!
A Brief History of Conservatism
Same Story
McCain vs. McCain
The Reality of The 2008 Election
Peedom Isn't Free (In Yankee Stadium)
Olympic Trials
Early Life Crisis
Decision 2008: The Movie — Casting the Candidates

love sex

Labor of Love - Valentine's Day
If I Were Single
The Keys To Happiness: Swinging
Mantasies
Hot And Cold: Women In The Winter
Time To Go - Women take a long time getting dressed
Always Bet On Assholes
Be A Man
So You Want Advice
It Ain't Over Til You're Over (Each Other) - The Stages of Breaking Up
Talkin Bout Love
Is it Better to Dump or to Be Dumped?
Porn: Harmless Fun or Detriment to Society
Annihidate: Do you hate the person dating your best friend?
Love Song
The Art of Fighting
Ask An Asian
Lonely
Talking To The Ex = Trouble
My Friend Got Naked and Punched His Roommate

work

Things You Can Do With AI
Is It Fun?
This Will Not Stand
Marvelous Internship
Baditude
Failure
Prattle Call
Bring Your Dad To Work Day
Drink In with Linked In
Back To Work
Workin For The Weekend
Quit, Flee — It's Your Best Shot
Resignation
Reopen Season
March of Progress: Wardrobe De-evolution
It All Adds Up: WFH With Kids
Essential
9 Steps To Building Your Personal Brand
Big Bidness
A Modern Interview
First Day
Jump
Manpower
Time For Vacation
The Meeting
Single Malt Problems
What If I Acted Like Trump At Work
Garbage Man
Late Again
Departnering: My Advertising Partner Quits
Great Job
Say What: Awkward Office Racism Fun Times
Why (Do I Work Late [In Advertising])
Sad Men
The People In Your Office - Part 2
Forever Young — I Look Much Younger Than I Am
Focus Groups: Behind The Mirror
Anti Social Security Guards
How Work Works
Life
Open Office Seating
Two Weeks Notice
The Stages of Being Left Behind at Work
What is success?
Sick Days
Digital Days
Happy Holidays 2008: You Better Watch Out
Benefits of a Bad Economy
Custinland
Survival of The Fittest
The Other Side
Half Day
The People In Your Office

music

Presale Pre-Fail
Up And Comer - Cory Hanson for 2023 Album of the Year
DESPOTify
Shower Prodigy
Inrocktrinate
The Color Of Pain (The I'm Blue Da Be Dee Comic)
Despair (The Cotton Eyed Joe Comic)
Baby, You're a Star: RIP Prince
Infinite Playlist
Nice Fade (Musically Speaking)
Nothin But A G Rating: Filthy Rap Lyrics
Unplugged: An Earbud Quandary
Sounds of the Kitchen
Colorful Music
Rap Cliches Explained
Last Goodbye To Cassette Tapes
Tinnitus Blues
Check The Rhyme Yall: Fun With Classic Hip-Hop Lyrics
The Worst Job Ever: Concert Sound Board Operator
It Sucks When Bands Change Their Sound
Love Song
Grunge: Where Are They Now?
The Beatles Rock Band Effect
Put A Ring On This
The Music Nerd's Burden
Tom Breihan Is Tall

new york city

Burn Out: Canada Wildfires
The Great Escape
Outlookin
To Root Or Not To Root
Move Your Sack - Metro North Seat Blockers
Exposed
Livin The Dream
Commuted: My New Westchester Metro North Train Ride
Meet The Mets Fan
People I See at the Supermarket
Subway Sweats
Jeremy Linsinuations
9/11: Ten Years After
Hurricane Irene Live Comic
Thirsty for The Truth (About Fracking)
Representing Queens, New York
Don't Be An Asssnowle: Does and don'ts for snowy weather
The Theory of Hipster Relativity
TRAINing Day: A True NYC Subway Story
Peedom Isn't Free (In Yankee Stadium)
Rollerblade Messenger Job
First Car
The Ten Subway Commandments

philosophy

Eleanor
Captured
Just Don't
Outlookin
Last Laughs
Bliss 2: Monkey Pox
The Point
Purpose
The Beginning
Mindfulmess
Optimist Prime
40th Birthday
Slow Down: Whatever
Searching For Answers With Siri
To Be Young
The Straggle
Kevin AKA Heaven
WWJD
The Power of The Asshole
Happiness
In With The New
Words for My Son
Why We're Screwed
Selective Reasoning: Science Haters
Fallacies 101: Part 2
God's Greatest Hits (And Misses)
I Read The Whole Bible
Guilt
TLDR
Not My Problem
Fallacies 101: A guide to arguing
Why it makes sense to beleive in man-made global warming
Dustin's Believe It Or Not
The Benefits of Happiness
Is Political Ignorance Bliss?
After Death

silly

The Ringfather
Spice of Life
Baby Candy
Absurdthday
Now Is Not The Time (for nuts)
Mainstream
The Dolly Parton Challenge
Handicap Parking / Unicycle
Dustinclam (Clam)
Molecular Gastronomy
The 6 Stages of Dead Phone Battery Grief
2 Live Cru
Instagram Cliches 2
Real Cute aka That Baby is Pooping
Sky Maul
Rejected Nose Spray Ads
Whiskers on the Rocks
But Seriously Folks
Puppy Face
Read the Fine Print on Your Bills

holidays

The White Xmas: A White Lotus Parody
Dependence Day
Labor of Love - Valentine's Day
Holiday Carditis
The Most Wonderful Time
Don't Stop Believin (In Santa)
Finale Four
2019 Resolutions
Agey Oldays
The 12 Days of Harassmas
You Better Watch Out: The Donald Claus
Happy Father's Day 2016
Parenthood New Year's Eve
Merry Christmas!
Day Of The Dad
New Year's Absolution
Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
Tree Of Spite
Father's Day: Reality
Our Favorite Things AKA Happy Mother's Day
The 12 Days of Xmas
No. 1 Dads (Happy Father's Day)
The Holiday Spirit Cycle
Father's Day
Happy Holidays 2011 Style
Happy Ho-lloween Slutty Costumes
Can Grown-ups Enjoy The Holidays?
Tis The Season
Ire-Land - I Hate St. Patrick's Day
Happy Holidays 2008: You Better Watch Out
Election Day Story TIme / Halloween Butt Grab
The Thanksgiving Day Parade is a Giant Advertisement