^ Birdy NOFT 1 - $100 - Ownership unlocks: Printed book of your 100 favorite Birdy comics. *Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 2 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will email you an original haiku. *Include email address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 3 - $1.99 - Ownership unlocks: I will Google search your name.*Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 4 - $14.99 - Ownership unlocks: I will call you and say "No." *Note: That is all I will say. *Include phone number in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 5 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will mail you an empty envelope	^ Birdy NOFT 6 - $5.35 - Ownership unlocks: I will send you a video of me poking cheese to the tune of "Eye of The Tiger". *Include email address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 7 - $12.99 - Ownership unlocks: I will Photoshop you (and your immediate family if so desired) into an awkward plaid-clad family photo. *Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 8 - $1.98 - Ownership unlocks: I will think about you.
^ Birdy NOFT 9 - $2.99 - Ownership unlocks: I will send you a link to the first article I find by clicking "random" on Wikipedia. *Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 10 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will clap 11 times
^ Birdy NOFT 11 - $40.00 - Ownership unlocks: Free copy of my book, Thanks For The Meh-mories, 20 Years of Dustinland Comics. *Include mailing address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 12 - $65.00 - Ownership unlocks: Autographed copy of my book, Thanks For The Meh-mories, 20 Years of Dustinland Comics. *Include mailing address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 13 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: Nothing.	^ Birdy NOFT 14 - $4.99 - Ownership unlocks: I will invite you to my Pinterest board about ducks. *Include Pinterest handle in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 15 - $1,000,000 - Ownership unlocks: All the original Birdy art from every Birdy comic ever made (over 1,500 strips). *Include mailing address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 16 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will send you bad news every day for six days.
^ Birdy NOFT 17 - $7.77 - Ownership unlocks: I will send you good news every day for seven days. *Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 18 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will put you in an upcoming Birdy comic.
^ Birdy NOFT 19 - $200 - Ownership unlocks: I will nicely draw your portrait (all realistic with lots of fancy lines) from a photo you send me. *Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 20 - $29.99 - Ownership unlocks: I will send you a bag of marshmallows. *Include mailing address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 21 - $25 - Ownership unlocks: Free copy of my activity book, Now What: An Adult Activity Book for Boring Tiresome Times. *Include mailing address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 22 - $2.49 - Ownership unlocks: I will send you a video I took while hiking with goats through a snowy forest last winter. *Include email address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 23 - $99.99 - Ownership unlocks: Signed print of the Where's Birdy comic. *Include mailing address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 24 - $7.89 - Ownership unlocks: A bunch of blue crayons. *Include mailing address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 25 - $10,000,000 - Ownership unlocks: I will quit my job.	^ Birdy NOFT 26 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will say "no" to you over Zoom or some other form of video conference.
^ Birdy NOFT 27 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will make a bunch of original Birdy sketches and mail them to you.	^ Birdy NOFT 28 - $500 - Ownership unlocks: Birdy will be your mentor, answering any questions you may have via email and offering weekly advice — for one year (365 days). *Include email address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 29 - $50 - Ownership unlocks: I will order you butternut squash. Bonus: This NOFT was created by my nine-year-old son! *Include mailing address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 30 - $1.57 - Ownership unlocks: A merry Christmas.
^ Birdy NOFT 31 - SOLD - Ownership unlocks: I will have a beer with you via video conference.*Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 32 - $420.00 - Ownership unlocks: An original one-of-a-kind full-color signed Birdy poster drawn around your requested subject matters and created during... inspirational conditions, then printed and mailed to your home. *Include email address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 33 - $3.25 - Ownership unlocks: I will email you a photo of an xray of my left hand bones. Bonus: You can see the metal plate and screws from when I broke it. *Include email address in payment notes.	^ Birdy NOFT 34 - $10.59 - Ownership unlocks: I will email you a personal guide to visiting Sleepy Hollow. *Include email address in payment notes.
^ Birdy NOFT 35 - $18.93 - Ownership unlocks: I will send kimchi to your house. *Include address in noteswith payment.	^ Birdy NOFT 36 - $0.77 - Ownership unlocks: If I ever have an Indian wedding, I will invite you.